Quick 48 hour giveaway!
Sunday, September 28, 2008
We'll giveaway a POTM item (telescope), rocking robot clock and several other exclusives, new clothes and other items in a QUICK qiveaway that will end Tuesday morning.
The entry rules are… there are NO rules. The winners will be randomly selected. You can enter as often as you want. You do get bonus entries for linking this contest from other places.
Have fun, be silly if you want! The person that posts the funniest CLEAN joke gets a bonus prize 
Category : webkinz giveaway
Hi im kall89 ya i think she already knows key board .Ya i really wanna win.Whyed you say that keyboard dont listen to keyboard anyways i really wanna win thx.
My user name is b1f2s3 and I am a woll fan!(woll is a mix between a doll and Webkinz.)I want to win because I do.I was one of the first people to do webkinz. When I started no one even knew what it was! Is it not weird.
hi i am wkbaconwi, or jerseygirl96. jerseygirl is NOT my user, wkbaconwi is. I love winning stuff. yesterday i won a lil’ kinz st. bernard because i won bingo. i was going to name him bingo, but instead i named him Saint.he was a care rewards pet. anyway, here’s my joke… I am not sure it is funny or clean but i thought of it and thought it was funny myself.
what did the dalmation say to the chocolate chip ice cream? bow wow wow!
hehehe… if it isn’t funny, oh well. who cares. i tried, i failed. see y’all later!
heyy my user is limegreen9099
soo ummm i have a JOKE lol what did the hungary astronut say to his buddys before he got on the suhttle? TIME FOR LANCH!! lol lol lol 
he he he i LUV being random THATS JUST ME!!!!! lol he he he
hey i’m BACK and with a link lol
http://www.thelamberts.com/webkinz_blog/?p=4124#comment-235515
hey!!! i’ll enter! my username is either texasgirl11 or mytexasabby whichever one you’ve added lol
we finally got electricity! ike had knocked it out for a shocking 16 days! lol get it?
my first comment didn’t show up
ok here is the joke im lanagirl112:
a woman had a burn on both of her ears. the dr. asked what happened. she said this: i was ironing and the phone rang i thought the iron was the phone. oh said the doctor. what about the other ear? well she said the stupid idiot called again!
now my other one disappeared i have a feeling they’re still there they’re just not showing up for me for some reason…oh well
ok me again! here is a blond joke. no offense to anyone! a blond went to a resaraunt in a place where there are like no blonds. the guy said hey ur blond! she said no im not im hot! as in like good looking lol!
here’s a blond joke:
how do u drown a blond?
put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool
michelle- if i recall i think u r blond so i’m sorry if this offends u…i don’t mean to
cuz like you’re really smart
i mean how else are u sposed to make this???
here is another:
teacher: jimmy you did very well today!
jimmy: thnx i studied!
teacher: really how u didnt have the book?
jimmy: easy! i sat by cheryl! she is the smartest in the class! i studied her paper!
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hope u liked all my jokes! they were funny!
Ahaha Texasgirl11, have you read Breaking Dawn?
“how do u drown a blond?
put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool”
I love all the blonde jokes from that book… they’re awesome.
Anyways, I guess that I’ll enter-
September32002. & October201996.
Hey I’m Sparklehayho!! Super Funny Joke…
What’s black and white and red all over??? A penguin with a sunburn!!
Ha Ha Ha!
My username is Pansyaqua.
Here’s a joke:
How do you keep the bears out of your backyard? Put up a goalpost! (You know, the football team…)
And… yeah… that’s it.
my username is duckiebaby. I love your blog btw!
here is my joke: Why did the golfer have to change his pants?
Answer: he had a hole in one
My user name is tobybunny.
What goes on and on and has an eye in the middle?
An onion!!
Oh, goodness. Dad just told me thhis cute little joke!
A little boy was in a relative”s wedding.
As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd.
While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar.
So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle.
As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, “I was being the Ring Bear.”
And my username is Groovydudes, as always
a blond went to the doctor woth burnt ears! the doctor said, what happened? she said i was ironing and the phone rang! i thought the iron was the phone! the doctor said and the other ear? oh the idiot called again!
OK Here is my joke.
What did the spider say to the ghost?? You got caught on my bootiful web!! LOL!
Hey, my user name is 10hdancer. I really would like to win because I don’t have that much stuff. Here are joke: did you ever notice that when you put the words: the IRS together they make theirs? An insurance agent’s wife was learning to drive when the brakes gave out. “what should i do?” she cried. “Brace yourself and try to hit something cheap.” LOL hope I win and hope you like the jokes
hi i am ckeekykittens i cant think of any good jokes at the mo but please enter me
just thought of a joke-
a famous fotballer is talking in an interveiw and this is what he says:
it was my girlfriend’s birthday and i walked in with a $20,000 gucci handbang under my arm and now she wants one to!!!!!!
hi iam am ckeekyky kittens ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay!!!!!!!!!!!!
my user name is alli56719
Why don’t aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
hi i am ckeekykittens
GOOOOOOOOOOOO SMILYS!!!!!!
here is my Joke:
A famous Soccer player is having an interveiw and this is what he says:
“It was my girlfriend’s birthday and i walked in with a $20,000 gucci handbag under my arm and know she wants one to!!!!”
LOLOLOLOLOL YAYAYAY RANNNNNDOM
I have a good riddle!
A man rode into town on friday, stayed three days, and came back on friday. How is this possible?
His horses name was friday
What do you call a fly with no legs?
A WALK!!! Lol
My username is gonebananas07
What do frogs sing at a birthday party?
Hoppy Birthday to You!
Why did the frog cross the pond?
To get to the other pad!
What do you get when you cross a seagull with a bee?
A beagle!!
The Best Webkinz Joke!!!
Q. Where does Ms. Birdy Live??
A. On Tweet Stweet!
I have a few short funny jokes.My username is nachogrande.Alright here are some duck jokes…
1.After a duck eats at a resteraunt, the duck replies “put it on my bill please”.
2.What time do ducks wake up in the morning? At the quack of dawn.
Heres one about a blind man…
3.A blind man walks into a store starts swinging a chain and the clerk asks “do you need any help sir?”. The blind man replies “no Im just LOOKING around”.
“BA DA CHING!” to all of these jokes!!
my username is lovejowah on webkinz ^^
My afterschool teacher tells us the most corny jokes out there…And here are a few of them. (:
What are the names of the fireman’s sons?
Jose and Hose B
(Hose A and Hose B, a fireman uses a hose XD, and there are 1,2/A,B)
Thank you!
Oops…I think my comment didn’t show. My username is lovejowah on webkinz ^^
My cram school teacher tells our class corny jokes all the time and this is one of them…
What are the names of the fireman’s sons?
Jose and Hose B!
(Hose A and Hose B, 1,2/A,B they are a pair, and a fireman uses a hose!)
Thank you!
arghh.
sorry for the double post D:
I still I hope I win something >:D
hiya i’m gonna comment sum more before tomorrow
C(o.o)D
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hey? wut the? my monkey didn’t turn out
ok ok JOKE TIME!!!! lol ummm knock knock whos there?? i love i love who?I LOVE WEBKINZ lol
la de da daa! hmmm lets see whats white and black and cuddly all over? A WEBKINZ COW!!! i luv mine soo cute!!
time for another LINK lol
http://kinzfungiveaway.wordpress.com/2008/09/26/mini-contest-2/#comment-16114
lol today at my school we got cheerleading lol so i tryed out hopfuly i make it!!
hmm i think i have run out of jokes
wait……. um idk
lol well im gonna go nught!!!
oops i mean night!!! rofl
Hi, my username is basketweever.
An old man walked out onto a frozen lake on a bitter cold winter day. He drilled a hole in the ice, sat on his bucket, put his fishing line in the water and eagerly waited for a fish to bite.
He was there for almost five hours without even a nibble when a young boy walked out, drilled a hole in the ice and sat on his bucket not far from the old man. It only took about one minute and BAM! A huge walleye bit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.
The old man couldn’t believe it and figured it was just luck. Yet, the boy put his fish line in again and within just two minutes he pulled in another huge walleye!
This went on and on until finally the old man couldn’t stand it any more. He hadn’t caught a fish all day. He went to the boy and said, “Boy, I’ve been here nearly all day without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught TEN huge fish! How do you do it?”
The boy said, “Oo af o rep ra rums rm.”
“What,” asked the old man?
Again the boy said, “Oo af o rep ra rums rm.”
Freezing and impatient the old man yelled “Look, I can’t understand a word you are saying.”
So, the boy took off his gloves, spit a clump of stuff into his hands and said, “You have to keep the worms warm!!”
Hi, my username is basketweever.
A firefighter is working outside the station when he notices a little girl in a little red wagon with small ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter takes a closer look. “That sure is a nice fire-truck,” the fire fighter says with high regard.
Thanks,” says girl says!
The firefighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s tail.
“Little lady,” the firefighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replies thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but…then I wouldn’t have a siren!
Im game. Maybe some webkinz gear to be included?
Im game. Webkinz gear included?
Webkinz gear included?
Hey my user is 10hdancer
10hdancer, I really want to win!
Please pick me
Here is a joke, What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and fire? Dinomight! LOL
Here is another, When Joshua and his people marched around the city of Jericho, blew their trumpets, and the walls fell down, what note did they play? B flat. LOL my user is 10hdancer
what do you get when you cross a doll and a phin a dolohin. Haha
what do you get when you cross a race and a car, a race car. LOL please pick me
what do you get when you sail on a boat a sail boat
why did the lettuce get so embaressed? because when he opened the fridge He saw the salad dressing. Pick me
when does this end?
user name:
Why didn’t anyone want to sleep with the daddy dinasour?
He was a Bronto – Snore – us….
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have any guts.
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vaccum cleaner cords are not long enough.
What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling
Q: What do you call a single vampire?
A: A bat-chelor.
Q: Why are graveyards noisy?
A: Because of all the coffin!
Q: What is a scarecrows favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula
What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet
Where do spooks water ski?
On Lake Erie
What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed
What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A BOO-logna sandwich
Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the dead sea
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone
What is a ghost’s favorite party game?
Hide-and-go-shriek
got a million of them lol
hi more rubbish jokes from ckeekykittens
what did the frog say to the librarian
REadit, Read it , Read it (Get it like gribit)
what did the frog have for lunch?
chips burgur and a diet croke
What happened to the shark who swallowed keys?
he got lock jaw
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a Pat on the head!!
Why didnt the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with!
what did the webkinz say to arte? Have a hearty! because arte offered 2 dollars for a gem! lol
hi my user is snowli
what has a body and a neck but no eyes? a violin
ok i have a really good joke!!!!
in a store there two teens, a boy and his girlfriend.The girl was wearing chains and “bling” with baggy jeans. The guy had pretty much the same thing, except he was pierced on his nose and lip, and he had his hair dyed with green and purple stripes. the two teens walked over to the sunglasses rack. the boy put on some funny glasses and said to his girlfriend, “How do I look?” The she responded,”Take those off right now! They make you look RIDICULOUS!”
my username is mermaidgal96
Hey, my webkinz username is cckstar. Thanks!
Heres a joke by kall89 What do you call something thats 3 thousand pounds and wears a glass slipper? Cinderelephant
by gonebananas07:
A mushroom walks up to a party and the gaurd at the front says:
“Hey your not allowed”
Then the musroom says:
“Why not? I’m a fun guy”
Get it? A mushroom is a fungi so he said he was a ‘fun guy’ instead of ‘fungi’
where do cows go on dates?
the moo vies!hahahaenter me as much as you can please!i am SHYWEBKINZ111
all caps!
enter me i am waddle2424!only once please.i already got a ton of rare things please have jessica/SHYWEBKINZ111 win!!!!