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Quick 48 hour giveaway!

Sunday, September 28, 2008 posted by admin 12:47 pm

Quick 48 hour giveaway!

We'll giveaway a POTM item (telescope), rocking robot clock and several other exclusives, new clothes and other items in a QUICK qiveaway that will end Tuesday morning.

The entry rules are… there are NO rules. The winners will be randomly selected. You can enter as often as you want. You do get bonus entries for linking this contest from other places.

Have fun, be silly if you want! The person that posts the funniest CLEAN joke gets a bonus prize :)


Category : webkinz giveaway

81 Responses to “Quick 48 hour giveaway!”

  1. 8njkk8njkk says:

    Hi im kall89 ya i think she already knows key board .Ya i really wanna win.Whyed you say that keyboard dont listen to keyboard anyways i really wanna win thx.

  2. riley says:

    My user name is b1f2s3 and I am a woll fan!(woll is a mix between a doll and Webkinz.)I want to win because I do.I was one of the first people to do webkinz. When I started no one even knew what it was! Is it not weird.

  3. jerseygirl96 says:

    hi i am wkbaconwi, or jerseygirl96. jerseygirl is NOT my user, wkbaconwi is. I love winning stuff. yesterday i won a lil’ kinz st. bernard because i won bingo. i was going to name him bingo, but instead i named him Saint.he was a care rewards pet. anyway, here’s my joke… I am not sure it is funny or clean but i thought of it and thought it was funny myself.

    what did the dalmation say to the chocolate chip ice cream? bow wow wow!

    hehehe… if it isn’t funny, oh well. who cares. i tried, i failed. see y’all later!

  4. Siena says:

    heyy my user is limegreen9099 :P soo ummm i have a JOKE lol what did the hungary astronut say to his buddys before he got on the suhttle? TIME FOR LANCH!! lol lol lol :D :D

  5. Siena says:

    he he he i LUV being random THATS JUST ME!!!!! lol he he he

  6. texasgirl11 says:

    hey!!! i’ll enter! my username is either texasgirl11 or mytexasabby whichever one you’ve added lol

  7. texasgirl11 says:

    we finally got electricity! ike had knocked it out for a shocking 16 days! lol get it?

  8. texasgirl11 says:

    my first comment didn’t show up :(

  9. lanagirl112 says:

    ok here is the joke im lanagirl112:

    a woman had a burn on both of her ears. the dr. asked what happened. she said this: i was ironing and the phone rang i thought the iron was the phone. oh said the doctor. what about the other ear? well she said the stupid idiot called again!

  10. texasgirl11 says:

    now my other one disappeared i have a feeling they’re still there they’re just not showing up for me for some reason…oh well

  11. lanagirl112 says:

    ok me again! here is a blond joke. no offense to anyone! a blond went to a resaraunt in a place where there are like no blonds. the guy said hey ur blond! she said no im not im hot! as in like good looking lol! :D

  12. texasgirl11 says:

    here’s a blond joke:

    how do u drown a blond?
    put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool

    michelle- if i recall i think u r blond so i’m sorry if this offends u…i don’t mean to

  13. texasgirl11 says:

    cuz like you’re really smart :) i mean how else are u sposed to make this???

  14. lanagirl112 says:

    here is another:

    teacher: jimmy you did very well today!

    jimmy: thnx i studied!

    teacher: really how u didnt have the book?

    jimmy: easy! i sat by cheryl! she is the smartest in the class! i studied her paper!

    lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. lanagirl112 says:

    hope u liked all my jokes! they were funny!

  16. Webkinzrcool1 says:

    Ahaha Texasgirl11, have you read Breaking Dawn?
    “how do u drown a blond?
    put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool”
    I love all the blonde jokes from that book… they’re awesome.

    Anyways, I guess that I’ll enter-
    September32002. & October201996.

  17. Hayho says:

    Hey I’m Sparklehayho!! Super Funny Joke…

    What’s black and white and red all over??? A penguin with a sunburn!!

    Ha Ha Ha!

  18. Whitebunny32 says:

    My username is Pansyaqua.

    Here’s a joke:
    How do you keep the bears out of your backyard? Put up a goalpost! (You know, the football team…)

    And… yeah… that’s it.

  19. duckiebaby says:

    my username is duckiebaby. I love your blog btw!

    here is my joke: Why did the golfer have to change his pants?

    Answer: he had a hole in one

  20. esther says:

    My user name is tobybunny.

    What goes on and on and has an eye in the middle?

    An onion!!

  21. Groovydudes says:

    Oh, goodness. Dad just told me thhis cute little joke!

    A little boy was in a relative”s wedding.

    As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd.

    While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar.

    So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle.

    As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.

    When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, “I was being the Ring Bear.”

    And my username is Groovydudes, as always ;)

  22. lanagirl112 says:

    a blond went to the doctor woth burnt ears! the doctor said, what happened? she said i was ironing and the phone rang! i thought the iron was the phone! the doctor said and the other ear? oh the idiot called again!

  23. Lucianne says:

    OK Here is my joke.

    What did the spider say to the ghost?? You got caught on my bootiful web!! LOL!

  24. 10hdancer says:

    Hey, my user name is 10hdancer. I really would like to win because I don’t have that much stuff. Here are joke: did you ever notice that when you put the words: the IRS together they make theirs? An insurance agent’s wife was learning to drive when the brakes gave out. “what should i do?” she cried. “Brace yourself and try to hit something cheap.” LOL hope I win and hope you like the jokes

  25. ckeekykittens says:

    hi i am ckeekykittens i cant think of any good jokes at the mo but please enter me

  26. ckeekykittens says:

    just thought of a joke-
    a famous fotballer is talking in an interveiw and this is what he says:
    it was my girlfriend’s birthday and i walked in with a $20,000 gucci handbang under my arm and now she wants one to!!!!!!

  27. ckeekykittens says:

    hi iam am ckeekyky kittens ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

  28. alli56719 says:

    my user name is alli56719
    Why don’t aliens eat clowns.
    Because they taste funny.

  29. ckeekykittens says:

    hi i am ckeekykittens
    here is my Joke:
    A famous Soccer player is having an interveiw and this is what he says:
    “It was my girlfriend’s birthday and i walked in with a $20,000 gucci handbag under my arm and know she wants one to!!!!”
    LOLOLOLOLOL YAYAYAY RANNNNNDOM :P :D GOOOOOOOOOOOO SMILYS!!!!!!

  30. jls09 says:

    I have a good riddle!

    A man rode into town on friday, stayed three days, and came back on friday. How is this possible?

    His horses name was friday

  31. gonebananas07 says:

    What do you call a fly with no legs?

    A WALK!!! Lol

    My username is gonebananas07

  32. Hayho says:

    What do frogs sing at a birthday party?
    Hoppy Birthday to You!
    Why did the frog cross the pond?
    To get to the other pad!
    What do you get when you cross a seagull with a bee?
    A beagle!!

    The Best Webkinz Joke!!!
    Q. Where does Ms. Birdy Live??
    A. On Tweet Stweet!

  33. nachogrande says:

    I have a few short funny jokes.My username is nachogrande.Alright here are some duck jokes…
    1.After a duck eats at a resteraunt, the duck replies “put it on my bill please”.
    2.What time do ducks wake up in the morning? At the quack of dawn.
    Heres one about a blind man…
    3.A blind man walks into a store starts swinging a chain and the clerk asks “do you need any help sir?”. The blind man replies “no Im just LOOKING around”.
    “BA DA CHING!” to all of these jokes!!

  34. lovejowah says:

    my username is lovejowah on webkinz ^^
    My afterschool teacher tells us the most corny jokes out there…And here are a few of them. (:

    What are the names of the fireman’s sons?
    Jose and Hose B
    (Hose A and Hose B, a fireman uses a hose XD, and there are 1,2/A,B)

    Thank you!

  35. lovejowah says:

    Oops…I think my comment didn’t show. My username is lovejowah on webkinz ^^
    My cram school teacher tells our class corny jokes all the time and this is one of them…

    What are the names of the fireman’s sons?
    Jose and Hose B!
    (Hose A and Hose B, 1,2/A,B they are a pair, and a fireman uses a hose!)

    Thank you!

  36. lovejowah says:

    arghh.
    sorry for the double post D:
    I still I hope I win something >:D

  37. Siena says:

    hiya i’m gonna comment sum more before tomorrow :D

  38. Siena says:

    C(o.o)D
    ( )~

  39. Siena says:

    hey? wut the? my monkey didn’t turn out :(

  40. Siena says:

    ok ok JOKE TIME!!!! lol ummm knock knock whos there?? i love i love who?I LOVE WEBKINZ lol

  41. Siena says:

    la de da daa! hmmm lets see whats white and black and cuddly all over? A WEBKINZ COW!!! i luv mine soo cute!!

  42. Siena says:

    lol today at my school we got cheerleading lol so i tryed out hopfuly i make it!!

  43. Siena says:

    hmm i think i have run out of jokes :( wait……. um idk

  44. Siena says:

    lol well im gonna go nught!!!

  45. Siena says:

    oops i mean night!!! rofl

  46. Laura says:

    Hi, my username is basketweever.

    An old man walked out onto a frozen lake on a bitter cold winter day. He drilled a hole in the ice, sat on his bucket, put his fishing line in the water and eagerly waited for a fish to bite.

    He was there for almost five hours without even a nibble when a young boy walked out, drilled a hole in the ice and sat on his bucket not far from the old man. It only took about one minute and BAM! A huge walleye bit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.

    The old man couldn’t believe it and figured it was just luck. Yet, the boy put his fish line in again and within just two minutes he pulled in another huge walleye!

    This went on and on until finally the old man couldn’t stand it any more. He hadn’t caught a fish all day. He went to the boy and said, “Boy, I’ve been here nearly all day without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught TEN huge fish! How do you do it?”

    The boy said, “Oo af o rep ra rums rm.”

    “What,” asked the old man?

    Again the boy said, “Oo af o rep ra rums rm.”

    Freezing and impatient the old man yelled “Look, I can’t understand a word you are saying.”

    So, the boy took off his gloves, spit a clump of stuff into his hands and said, “You have to keep the worms warm!!”

  47. Laura says:

    Hi, my username is basketweever.

    A firefighter is working outside the station when he notices a little girl in a little red wagon with small ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

    The firefighter takes a closer look. “That sure is a nice fire-truck,” the fire fighter says with high regard.

    Thanks,” says girl says!

    The firefighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s tail.

    “Little lady,” the firefighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”

    The little girl replies thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but…then I wouldn’t have a siren!

  48. Steve says:

    Im game. Maybe some webkinz gear to be included?

  49. Steve says:

    Im game. Webkinz gear included?

  50. Steve says:

    Webkinz gear included?

  51. 10hdancer says:

    Hey my user is 10hdancer

  52. 10hdancer says:

    10hdancer, I really want to win!

  53. 10hdancer says:

    Please pick me

  54. 10hdancer says:

    Here is a joke, What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and fire? Dinomight! LOL

  55. 10hdancer says:

    Here is another, When Joshua and his people marched around the city of Jericho, blew their trumpets, and the walls fell down, what note did they play? B flat. LOL my user is 10hdancer

  56. h7no says:

    what do you get when you cross a doll and a phin a dolohin. Haha

  57. h7no says:

    what do you get when you cross a race and a car, a race car. LOL please pick me

  58. h7no says:

    what do you get when you sail on a boat a sail boat

  59. gabh7 says:

    why did the lettuce get so embaressed? because when he opened the fridge He saw the salad dressing. Pick me

  60. 10hdancer says:

    when does this end?

  61. littlex3red says:

    user name:
    Why didn’t anyone want to sleep with the daddy dinasour?

    He was a Bronto – Snore – us….

  62. littlex3red says:

    Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

    He didn’t have any guts.

  63. littlex3red says:

    Why do witches fly on brooms?

    Vaccum cleaner cords are not long enough.

  64. littlex3red says:

    What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?

    Spelling

  65. littlex3red says:

    Q: What do you call a single vampire?
    A: A bat-chelor.

  66. littlex3red says:

    Q: Why are graveyards noisy?
    A: Because of all the coffin!

  67. littlex3red says:

    Q: What is a scarecrows favorite fruit?
    A: Straw-berries!

  68. littlex3red says:

    Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
    A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

  69. littlex3red says:

    Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A: Frostbite.

  70. littlex3red says:

    Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
    They’re afraid of flying off the handle

    Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
    No body

    What do witches put on their hair?
    Scare spray

    What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
    Count Duckula

    What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
    Twick or Tweet
    Where do spooks water ski?
    On Lake Erie

    What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?
    He was repossessed

    What does a ghost eat for lunch?
    A BOO-logna sandwich

    Where do mummies go for a swim?
    To the dead sea

    What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
    Pumpkin Pi

    What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
    The roller ghoster

    How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

    With a pumpkin patch
    When does a skeleton laugh?
    When something tickles his funny bone

    What is a ghost’s favorite party game?
    Hide-and-go-shriek

    got a million of them lol

  71. ckeekykittens says:

    hi more rubbish jokes from ckeekykittens

    what did the frog say to the librarian
    REadit, Read it , Read it (Get it like gribit)

    what did the frog have for lunch?
    chips burgur and a diet croke

    What happened to the shark who swallowed keys?
    he got lock jaw

    What happens if you sit under a cow?
    You get a Pat on the head!!

    Why didnt the skeleton go to the party?
    He had nobody to go with!

  72. lanagirl112 says:

    what did the webkinz say to arte? Have a hearty! because arte offered 2 dollars for a gem! lol

  73. lol says:

    hi my user is snowli

    what has a body and a neck but no eyes? a violin

  74. bubblesthefish says:

    ok i have a really good joke!!!!

    in a store there two teens, a boy and his girlfriend.The girl was wearing chains and “bling” with baggy jeans. The guy had pretty much the same thing, except he was pierced on his nose and lip, and he had his hair dyed with green and purple stripes. the two teens walked over to the sunglasses rack. the boy put on some funny glasses and said to his girlfriend, “How do I look?” The she responded,”Take those off right now! They make you look RIDICULOUS!”

    my username is mermaidgal96

  75. Jaime says:

    Hey, my webkinz username is cckstar. Thanks! :)

  76. 8njkk8njkk says:

    Heres a joke by kall89 What do you call something thats 3 thousand pounds and wears a glass slipper? Cinderelephant

  77. gonebananas07 says:

    by gonebananas07:
    A mushroom walks up to a party and the gaurd at the front says:
    “Hey your not allowed”
    Then the musroom says:
    “Why not? I’m a fun guy”

    Get it? A mushroom is a fungi so he said he was a ‘fun guy’ instead of ‘fungi’

  78. jessica says:

    where do cows go on dates?
    the moo vies!hahahaenter me as much as you can please!i am SHYWEBKINZ111
    all caps!

  79. jason says:

    enter me i am waddle2424!only once please.i already got a ton of rare things please have jessica/SHYWEBKINZ111 win!!!!

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